Metal Zealot

Being able reach the entire screen with one hand… Even with larger hands, reaching across a 6 inch screen with my thumb is bullshit and uncomfortable as fuck. I miss my iPhone 4S

I think this is the first actual shower thought posted here

There he is, mini-Elon

People from Reddit migraiting over here right now must think “Wow, maybe I’ll stay on Reddit if this is the quality of content here”

Wow, that’s just as bad as taking a screenshot of a photo of a monitor displaying an image of a painting

Like… Coders code, and Marketers market… Do Barbers barb?

Yup, it’s time to unsubscribe from Shower thoughts…

May as well uninstall every app on your phone then

IF(VLOOKUP(unsolicited dick pick,Female,Col(Interests))=0,(QUERY: INSULT, WHORE)

and corrupt politicians for desert

I’m getting to the point where I’m going to take “Eat The Rich” literally

It really should be. But the 70 year olds that make the laws barely remember how dial-up works, so it’s not at the forefront of their minds

Why even have a license or photo ID then, if they’re relying so heavily on phones for identifying people?

And if THATS the case, why isn’t everyone just GIVEN a government issued phone??

Even government services depend on you having a cell phone or access to internet in order to access services like EI.

Yet, internet (or at least decent internet) isn’t available in most places in rural Alberta.

Wait til you discover “I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?”

I never got Apple brand loyalty, even with how convenient their “ecosystem” is.