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Cheap Answer: Go to my nearest Walmart/Grocery Store (10 minutes away from me)and max out all of the vanilla visa debit cards with the $1 million but after fees it won’t be $1 million but I would still spend the million.

Actual Answer: Luckily I’m in a prime spot where I live that I’m 20 minutes away from Lamborghini, Aston Martin, and other luxury car dealerships. So I’d go there and purchase how many cars I can with the million. After I sign, sell them back to the dealership or sell them privately.

I can assure you I agree with your rules. Fridays will be interesting. And I am not an AI bot if you were wondering.

I’m interested in being a mod! I’ll be available anytime after 4pm. I stay up late usually so I’ll be anyone in the middle of the nights as well. PST

How absurd!?!?

Already deleted my Reddit account. Trying to get use to Lemmy. So far so good. 🫡