Kid in old age, probably: “Yeah, I was working in the Salt Mines at 11. Then they petered out, so I got me a job at the Pepper Mill. By the time I retired, I was first shift at the Olive Garden, doling out shredded cheese like a fiend. Yessir! Them was the days!”

Harry Chapin

Or

Karen Carpenter

(I know, they’re kinda sappy but they were on my Playlist when I was young and in love.)