Wolfgang Pauli would like a word with you.

What, you wanted them to park on that innocent parent and child?

Yeezy is so passé. Black electrical tape is this year’s hottest fashion trend!

It must have taken all of Elon’s willpower to not make the limits:

• Verified accounts are limited to reading 6969 posts/day
• Unverified accounts to 420 posts/day
• New unverified accounts to 69/day

9 months later

all better

Anyone else getting praying mantis vibes?

No, because karma’s a bitch.

Have you ever seen a group of old European men “hanging out” in the gym locker room? That’s why.

Perhaps an equine-deficient, bean-abstainer was in need of a lift, and well you know how that old saying goes…

Negative, positive, or disabled? Just what the heck kinda pregnancy test is that…