And he’s a criminal! A small medium at large!

That genuinely made me laugh

I heard it goes great with the micro plastics!

Yeah, but still. I don’t want to normalize casually taking recommendations about eating wild mushrooms online.

Trusting a stranger on a random web forum is not recommended when it comes to eating mushrooms you find outside. Even if they’re right

I almost thought “kids aren’t that dumb”, then I remembered that I jumped out of a tree with an umbrella once because I saw it in a cartoon

A grammar Nazi in 2024? I’m surprised. Yep, autocorrect added an apostrophe, good catch. I’m not changing it.

At least one source who couldn’t comment publicly stated they weren’t joking

Shit I forgot about the cartoon… how do I delete my erroneous comment

They’re almost certainly starved. Piranha’s don’t normally swarm like this

No having fun in MY politics >:(

Oh that’s great, I love a comic that makes me do a double take on the first panel

Whenever this is posted, a couple Karen’s crawl out of the primordial ooze to remind us they’ve never worked retail and are incapable of empathizing with the workers (I count 2 of them in this comment section right now). I could never work retail again, people like this are as soul crushing as the manager who will reprimand you because of their 1 star review

Hence why Dennis pulls out a giant paper whiteboard to explain his D.E.N.N.I.S. system

Tbf there’s a sub genre for literally every porn

Why did you engage with it at all, let alone upvote it

The culinary opposite of haggis is leafy greens

Correct. The article attempts to paint all of this in a good light, but in reality that team just “helps” them get to Denver. And the local government bemoans that Denver is full of homeless. It’s infuriating

If I have any take-aways from nursing school, it’s that kidneys are fucking bullies. Your kidneys will demand blood even if it means starving your brain; kidneys above all else. Selfish bastards

Fair point