Orbituary

Why would it be? Here is me and my ex on Halloween 2020. I was Lydia, she was Beetlejuice.

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Who do you think owns those fucking buildings with office space?

Jacaranda?

I think maybe this sub is a little too lenient with its name.

Google.com

Lose. “Loose” is for morals and what Monty Burns does to the hounds with bees in their mouth.

It’s a diuretic. Of course this happens to you.

Even if that’s the case, the whole thing made no sense until you corrected it. Now it does.

Bro. Get a handle on the difference between “your” and “you’re.” Even if English is a second language, it’s worth knowing.

Now everything makes sense.

I’m getting down voted to hell for saying that in a reply below. People are weird.

Maybe your expectations. There was no suspension of plot or conclusion or anything “absurd” about this. It started absurd with the zombie cats and basically didn’t establish anything weirder. The zombie cat under the bed wasn’t even a living cat, which would have added a juxtaposition.

Not humorous.

Why is this funny?

You seem to be unintentionally equivocating the existence of what used to be fringe but has now become mainstream. You’re diminishing the very core of the issue by saying “it’s nothing new.”

Crackpots used to be isolated and thought of as fools because they lacked a cohort. Their hare-brained ideas were dismissed as nonsense without repercussions or worries that it might be disenfranchising someone’s right to believe falsehoods. Now, they can find support in bolstered numbers, each falling in line behind their respective mouthpiece of absurdity.

And here we are: the rest of the world standing around mouths agape because we cannot do shit about it.

I’m watching with bated breath from Seattle. Hope you fare well.

My family are in St Pete. Hope you’re on high enough ground. Get out if you aren’t.

I’m a fan of old Volkswagens and Gibson guitars. I’m not getting a company logo on my body.

I run GrapheneOS. I can’t comprehend permanently putting their logo on my body.

Why?

It does not work without PSN.

I run an IT team. Sadly, I know the mantras all too well.

What’s super annoying is that I only use my PS4 to stream Hulu or Mac, nothing else. But I can’t even do that because I am not signed into the PS Network.

Services like Hulu should not rely on PSN.