I never understood the premise of that porn. There is a guy sitting in a metro train with his fully errect cock and people are not doing anything. The lady sits next to the guy who has a tank top but nothing else? Also why does he have a fully errect cock? Imagine the tension and embarrassment you’ll get in that situation. No one can maintain a fully errect cock in that space. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

Using linux turned me straight because I hatw you gay assholes.

That wallpaper is giving me Elite Dangerous vibes. Do you play?

That’s what you get if you work for the Empire.

Besides the suspicious 6-year gap, it all seems fine.

They were victims of the “qwomp” spongebob sound effect.

You see, Hans, if we act surprised, maybe they won’t hang us for thinking we are insane.

Claus, we are in the Eastern front POW camp. We are all gonna die.