I keep all my money in my mattress. All of the $52.

I was thinking it was more to do with dancing

You’re thinking of Homo Groovensis, the famous hunter dancerers.

It’s why men’s attire meant to look good

Oh so that’s where I fuck up.

Did he grab a hold of you and slap you in the face while talking to you in human language?

Yes, I do that too. And if I have to prepare something before an appointment I might make preparation its own calendar event, with reminders.

Online calendar with a widget on my phone’s homescreen that shows the upcoming week’s appointments, so that I constantly see them by accident. And a habit to always put important appointments in the calendar immediately when I’m made aware of them or plan them.

And always have the calendar open in a browser on the computer.

In the words of Brutus “Brutal” Howell:

He’s paid what he’s owed. He’s square with the house again, so keep your goddamn hands off him.

I call it. Dude in front is 100% staged. He’s not walking, he’s standing. For the camera.

But it’s still a great photo.

Such fake news media witch hunt! OK damn it but you won’t get my binders of women!

sudo dhclient -r

OpenSUSE Tumbleweed is among the most stable distros I’ve ever seen of her life and I have a list of addresses.

I say he is the messiah! I should know, I’ve followed a few!

there is a statistically high likelihood that any individual audience member you hear laughing on certain modern TV shows may have been dead for decades.

Serves them right for being in a canned laughter track!

No but seriously, that’s both haunting and beautiful at the same time. They live on. Like laughing ghosts.

Sure, Mr. Penguin, come right in. Can I offer you a… fish?

But this is what they’re describing.

I think it might vary from person to person and over time. Coffee usually has no effect on me, unless I overdose and get all shaky and cold sweaty. But since a year ago I’ve been having a hard time sleeping if I drink it after 18:00. I used to be able to have a cup right before bed no problem but not any more.

Maybe the nighttime suckers are kinky bastards who deliberately hock a loogie in you before they leave.

I wonder how they found that out.

- Hey Nick, where did you put the old kidney I can’t see it anywhere?

- Uh-oh… It’s… I’m sure it’s fine, listen I have to run to a meeting, just keep an eye on this patient.

I know what you bean.

(sorry I have a cold)

I just threw up in my mouth reading that title.

I’ve been keeping an eye on Linux since the late 90s. It took me not having to use any non-Linux software or hardware on the computer in question. Currently I have two laptops running Linux, one has Windows in case I need it (which so far has turned out to be never), and I have a workstation that has Linux as a secondary OS but I’m always in Windows on that one because of software and hardware.