We have to reduce people’s willingness to pay you say hmmm

Huh, would have thought it to be a nickel mine or something else toxic. Turns out it’s just nature.

Tries to stir up shit next to China to prop up the Empire

Gets intercepted

Why would China do this?

Fleshlight technology has certainly improved. They are much smaller now and come in colors other than yellow

AFIK they don’t let you check them in, for obvious reasons

Yeah, just throw the kid in the garbage when you go on vacation. You can always get a new one when you get back.

I don’t like kids either but some of you don’t think twice about anything.

They have the right hats

Which is just because not only those that profited from slavery paid taxes on those profits which improved the lives of all those who lived under the same state, they also individually used those profits in philanthropic projects (schools, hospitals, poor houses) that have benefited the public as well. On top of all these, just the injection of wealth that stemmed from slavery and other exploitative practices into the economies of these countries that practiced them had a positive effect on the growth of those economies the benefits of which (lower unemployment, higher incomes etc.) being reaped by the general public.

All of these have a compounding effect that positively affects the lives of the people living in that place (wherever that is) in the current times so even though they don’t own slaves now or their ancestors have never been part of the slave trade it is fair that they should be a part of paying reparations.

You should really let Putin know that so he can stop his barbaric war of aggression

Imagine being so clueless as to be completely unaware of Muslim persecution by Hindu nationalist extremists in India you end up self-reporting your Islamophobia.

Leave it to Turkey to milk every crisis for all it’s worth

I wouldn’t be surprised whatever perverts Putin had conjured up to make him new poisons managed to make one that manifests similar symptoms to leukemia. It’s not beyond him to try new ones out on his subjects who have fallen out of favor.

destroy their chore values.

Death to Western chores! Allah Akbar

Eh, is it vilification when they are actual villains?

I’m pretty sure if we didn’t have nuclear weapons at all generally, we’d be in a world war right now or a continent wide war at the very least so in that sense so far they have functioned as a deterrent. Whether that’s any consolation for Ukranians is doubtful

if you’re reliant on a grain crop that you cant even grow yourself, you’ve never had food security.

I guess I’ll die