That’s what she said.

Don’t forget to burp it!

By legally trespassing, they mean that it fits the legal definition of trespassing. Like legally blind, or legally insane.

I’ve played Battletoads and Double Dragon. It’s exactly what it sounds like, and not the type of game that keeps me interested for very long.

I have never even heard of any of the others.

EDIT: I looked them up, the other three were Japanese games. Which I suppose is fair. It’s not like the Switch is an American console, their Japanese customers probably remember some of these games.

Still not excited at all about Battletoads and DD. When you mash up one game (BT) with the game it ripped off (DD), you’re not going to see much innovation.

Yes. And it would be nothing but the creepy baby face sound.

I’m glad she’s ok, and I hope they don’t give her too much trouble about it.

Personally, there are few rules or procedures that should stand between a parent and their child.

Oh geez. What did my wife do this time?

I think as individuals, most all of them are opposed to child abuse. Protecting children from “woke groomers” is one of their unifying battle cries.

Sadly, their tribalism is stronger than their concern for the kids. Once one of their own is accused of child abuse, they rally to their defense. In their mind, they are the good guys, and someone who’s on the “good guy team” could never do something like that. The only reasonable explanation is that they were wrongly accused or there was a terrible misunderstanding, or sigh they deserved/ asked for it.

Of course, this rabid tribalism attracts MORE predators. As long as they can convince everyone that they are “one of them” they know that they can get away with a few more lies than if they were hanging out with independent thinkers.

To be fair, I’m pretty sure someone else bought the pepper spray.

They just wanted something to play at the Police station.

Well played.

👏👏👏👏

You publicly announce that you raised enough for the second best private eye in the area, and also secretly hire the number one. Tapping head gif

So, I’m not sure where everyone else is, and maybe I’m in the wrong, but, Why?

Not meeting “safety standards”?

Did they leave out the epilepsy warning or something?

This doesn’t feel like “keeping people safe” to me. Fuck the police.

It was the one to rule them all.

John Gotti was the Teflon Don.

It’s just coincidence (or is it?) that Trump’s first name sounds like the highest title in the Mafia.

He’s just so smart that he finds a way to get out of it. Remember, kids, only suckers pay taxes!

Smart, rich, lucky, even if any of that is true, being good at evil doesn’t make it less evil.

So sick, yet so true.

What I’m seeing here is someone who REALLY likes witty quips, but is very upset that nobody else appreciates them.

I’m with you, buddy. None of my snappy responses ever convinced a bully that I was worthy of respect, but his constant repetition of movie quotes always got a chuckle from his cronies.

Smart people know big words, but smarter people know when to use them. Making an impression on others isn’t about proving that you have higher value than someone else, it’s about proving that you are one of them. Reminding people that you’re different from them pushes you away.

Or, I might just be projecting shit I’ve been through. Maybe it’s useful to someone.

Woah there buddy, did you just say H E double hockey sticks?!?