Core Keeper.

It depends…

Do you think Jimmy Carter has seen the season 4 finale of Breaking Bad?

Give us back our crows!

The Key.

Anything by J5 really, it’s all golden.

I work second shift… you’re all crazy.

Also Ducky wasn’t a cannibal. Which can’t be said for the Other Ilya…

I could take her…

Die! Die! Die! Die!

Rad Warrior or Wizball.

Yeah… Is there a word for the remnants of an ordinary life stripped of context and now representing a disturbing change in your reality?

Because that is what most of the liminal content I see today is.

A national fork? In Russia?

Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

Being the most common tree in America doesn’t make the sycamore any less awesome.

They’re big and their canopy is lush. Their limbs are all twisty and knobbly. They’ve got huge leaves that sound amazing blowing in the wind or crunching underfoot. The colloquialism for their seedpods is hilarious and the pods themselves are almost as cool as sweetgum seed pods.

Just some great trees all around.

Wipe your ass.

Real men know that there is a greater tactical advantage to backing out of a parking spot instead of pulling out.

Odd fact of the day: Albuquerque is the exact center of the known universe.

What if proteins were jerks? Prions.

Any significantly advanced science is indistinguishable from magic.

Remolition.

Wish I had a copy of my old fish pun thread from the WoW forums…