Miles O'Brien

If it bleeds, it leads.

Meanwhile, my terrier mix: come on, throw it. Throw the toy. I want you to throw it. Throw it. Come on just throw it. HERE it’s in your hand now, so THROW IT

and he will start waving his paw around like he’s making a petting motion, posed in a “I’m ready to run” stance.

Also he has managed to figure out if he holds a toy under one paw, and smacks it to the opposite side with his other paw, he can fling it up to 10ft, but usually just does it to toss it at our faces if we don’t throw it quick enough.

It’s practically a British rite of passage.

Can you really say you’ve had the proper UK experience if you haven’t been stabbed? I myself was stabbed 17 times on my last outing to Brighton.

They’re getting there, but so far it’s only a few users that I’ve noticed.

One guy seems to be following me around to attempt mockery.

They’re very much getting to “everyone who isn’t farther left than me is a right-wing nazi” mentality.

Yeah, the pandemic was definitely not a “savings time” for me or anyone I know…

Guaranteed knockout, first time every time.

It works quite well against the cardies.

You could also just replace all that with "It’s a load of bullshit that data hoarding companies managed to convince EU lawmakers was a thing in order to legally hoard data they can’t otherwise legally hoard.

Just put sleeping aids in his coffee, chloroform is terrible for your throat and lungs.

#JohnBrownDidNothingWrong