Your parents threw it away

Check for the nearest exit before takeoff, keep in mind the nearest exit may be behind you. Have a happy flight to Limbo

Even crazier, noodles come from China/Asia. So what the fuck did Italians eat before Columbus?!

I know for spirits, not sure on wine and beer, in many cases it is literally from the same factory that the name brand comes from they get bulk deals and just put their labels on it