Semi-Hemi-Demigod

Yeah. There’s always a chance that a customer could have an issue on a weekend and then I’ve gotta fix it. Once I was on 27 hours of conference calls over a weekend. But as I’ve gotten better at my job those sorts of things happen less and less.

Honestly the worst part of my job is doing my timesheets and updating weekly status, but when the weather’s good I do that from my hammock with a cold beer in hand which makes it suck less.

I’m salaried so I don’t have a lunch break. I work from home so I basically set my own hours as long as I can be contacted from about 10am to 3pm and go to any meetings I have scheduled.

When I need to do stupid tasks like timesheets and emails I unplug. The lack of screen space means I don’t get distracted.

When I need to do hard work I dock my system and use my dual 4Ks to maximize visual bandwidth.

Which was when Slashdot was like BBS before the Eternal September

Just write a bash script to loop over them.

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Once I’ve delivered them as torrents to the people of earth, I’m going out to find a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

The first thing I do when I have an FTL ship is flying out about a hundred light years and grabbing these important pieces of culture

Nation-states were a stupid idea to begin with

I think it has more to do with maintaining a manufacturing base for defense than it is about jobs or the economy.

I was a teenager who wanted to be a 1337 haxxor so I found out what warez were, and then wanted to play a bunch of games for free.

The Kinks are better than The Beatles

For me it was Tuesday

I think the biggest thing in gaming in the next few years will be Godot giving indie devs the ability to cheaply create games without needing to license an engine.

What’s the B-2’s gaydar cross-section?

They’re boosting their sign up numbers by putting porn behind it. I bet it’s not even that racy, they just know that humans are motivated by something potentially titillating

Not just Little Ben, but also Medium Ben and Not-Quite-As-Big-As-Big-Ben Ben

You’ll get the Millennium Edition as a DLC

He’s still got the weight of the heavens, just in his mind.

I remember those days. Except back then you had the added challenge of finding space for it on your 1.2GB hard drive