Piracy is stealing- but so is capitalism so it’s fine.

Thought I was having a stroke reading this.

Very specific to Hawaii but- Zippy’s.

Seconded. If you’re open to it the older/non-canon audio book is amazing way to experience the story as well. Includes musical cues, sound effects, and the narrator does an incredible job of imitating the OG cast.

Surely that can’t be it.

Left pocket- I have pretty bad carpal tunnel in my right hand so putting it in my left lessens some strain.