Strange. I think colons are the official way (as I’m just on default web lemm.ee,) so that might be something to contact your client’s devs with.

FYI, spoilers don’t work like Reddit (or at least not on my web client.) Try doing it the way Limfjorden did:

::: spoiler Answer
Three; one to hold the lightbulb and two to carry them while going in circles.
:::

I’ve seen this one before, but the alt text had me in a (silent) laughing fit anyways.

Crime dog is back!

I wouldn’t be surprised, but I’m not convinced downvoting comments has any effect on YouTube.

The names and PFPs still give it away if you know about them.

Hehe, that’s funny. So everyone thinks it’s this profound thing, but he was actually just talking about the size of office paper?

They’re not just “casually” stealing comments. They steal a random comment from the video, then have a bunch of other bots give it a bunch of thumbs up so that it appears towards the top and accumulates more upvotes than most human comments make. 95% of the time it seems, the real comment has one or two upvotes and is buried so far you have to scroll multiple pages to reach it.

I guess we doin Hatsune Miku now.

Disney says Piccolo agreed to similar language again when purchasing park tickets online in September 2023. Whether he actually read the fine print at any point, it adds, is “immaterial.”

Whuh? Why didn’t they make their case around that instead of Disney+?

y’all doubting it are gonna be sorry you werent as anxious as I was the whole time waiting for it

Is that helping?

Speaking of, did you know that there’s a Chrome extension that turns random links into rickrolls?
https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/rickroll-extension/ljkcmgibdnmdjdfpbggohpophnkiajfm

Or, if you’re a firefox user, maybe:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/rickrollify

I haven’t tried either of them, but I think the concept is neat. I’m a fan of doing a little self-pranking now and then.

Finally.

Books bad comic.

Da ba de da ba die

Calvin never had any major mental illnesses (except maybe undiagnosed ADHD), much less “seeping deeper and deeper” into it.

Events are always reinterpreted when values change. We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.

I suspect there’s a law requiring it, because I don’t think corporations would choose to be that nice.

At my family’s house, the men’s shampoo is of the same brand and packaging as some of the women’s shampoo, just with less floral names like “ocean” and “gingham legend,” whatever that’s supposed to mean.

If you want to make a footnote, try this^[1]. This is going off a default web client, but I think the others should support it too.

If you want an honest answer, I’d recommend finding some place that has a decent population of openly right-wing people so you can get an answer from them directly, rather than left-wingers snarking and saying they’re all brainwashed fanatics that would never dissent from the party’s candidate.

I interpreted it a bit differently, as if the owl was feeling “ugh, now I have to wake up early because everyone else already decided on it.”