Yeah but Kellogg suggested circumcision as a punishment for when you were caught masturbating. Plus the recovery time would keep you from offending again in the short term.

Wait until you hear that Disney’s Frozen was only created so that searching for “Disney Frozen” would result in the movie intead of Walt Disney’s frozen head.

Or this ASL of Rap God

https://youtu.be/0iDAkEpCmBs

So this is 7 Days to Die then?

We used to have that here in the US.

Can I have… some sugar… water?

I’d have to say American Exceptionalism at its finest when it comes to sports is the World Series.

Pshtt, not until he dies of dysentery once or twice.

Lol, that was on purpose.

My oldest child was almost born on 4/20, but he decided to cook a little longer.

My wife was so relieved, lol.

Well. And maybe the new house doesn’t support their bed.

To be fair, you’re also describing working with other people.

Disgusting :p

That sounds like when my wife set out some no-kill mice traps, but then never inspected them.

During the middle of summer.

When it hit 115 F.

She agreed that kill traps would be more humane going forward.

That’s also 'cause other people’s regex are garbage!

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Mix a couple into the candy bowl!

I see a lot of good advice, so I’m going to suggest something different. Have your son watch this guy or someone like him do some stuff.

https://youtube.com/@SebastianLague

He just picks something that interests him and builds on top of that interest.

My kids (8 and 11) don’t even have any interest in doing programming at the moment, and they like watching him build stuff. We watched the Geographical Adventures playlist twice.

You’re talking about PowerShell but then complaining about cmd. Are you unaware that PowerShell is its own cli?

About 25 years ago, my car was struck by another, in the rain, with very poor visibility, on a two-lane highway, going around a curve. I came to and discovered that my car was on its roof, and I had gotten out of it while dazed. I was about 3 feet away from traffic that was passing by, facing the highway, and had almost walked out into traffic.