Do they call you downpunxx because you go down on every swinging dick within half a mile?

Cattle will stampede if you piss them off enough.

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That dude was a G. His whole fucking life.

I recently looked up how to make soap. Shit’s complicated.

This is my favorite emoji 🖕🏻

I was gonna hang one off my rearview mirror.

When Nintendo gets shit right, they really knock it out of the park.

My company, which is pretty generous (by US standards) gives us 8 paid sick days per year. Up until this year we got unlimited after that with a doctors note (unpaid, bit you wouldn’t get fired for it.) This year they stopped accepting doctor notes, so if you rub out of sick time, tough shit. BUT if you’re out for over a week, FMLA or disability or some shit like that kicks in, and there ain’t fuck all they can do about it lol. And THAT shit is paid. I have a feeling they’re gonna rethink the doctors note thing next year lol.

You have to use RED ink you damn fool! Stop spreading misinformation.

This post is about Linux, the fuck you on about politics?

Shame you didn’t learn some basic life skills along with your vaunted education.

Looks like you butt-hurted the MuRiCa BaD folks lol.

I’ve got one that takes AA’s OR 18650’s. Its pretty sweet.

Heyyyayay! Come out and play!

Excuse the fuck out of me for not having a whole separate room for that.

You have a hallway? Fuck you!

What if you aint got a “mudroom?” Whatever that even is… Check your privilege.

It’s vile!

If you ever do anything important, 100 years from now people might judge you as you are now.

But they won’t, you’ll be forgotten.