They are legion. But also week af because “yell at them” is super effective.

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I hope this is a joke where you’re calling your two year old child “a guy you live with”.

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Jolly

Brits try human brains for first time!

Before the human begins to decompose, the essence of the pacemaker leaves its plastic housing (the “accidental properties” of the device) and goes to a realm outside of space and time to forever keep the pace of the Great Heart for which it was ultimately created. The human, meanwhile, is eaten by worms.

Which website?

It also says determinism means we can’t treat people differently based on their actions, which is just a complete non sequitur.

Also blow out the duct. So many people don’t even know that’s a thing that needs done. Took me a decade until I learned that, and it was so clogged.

Can I integrate the linter with our HR management software to automate employee reviews?

you’re going to have to say you killed

No, to be consistent they’d have to say America killed them. No need to switch from blaming a country to blaming an individual citizen.

I think a majority of Americans would admit America killed them.

Fossils? Satan put them there to trick you.

Light from billions of light years away? God created it in transit.

Radiometric dating? God just poofed the isotopes to look that way

Nothing is falsifiable when there are all-powerful beings magicking stuff willy nilly.

The Guardian Legend

Have you tried Overload?

Jesus is my copilot raid parity.

“Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.”

Depends how long it’s been. If it’s not too bad, it takes 5 minutes if you have a leaf blower.

But if it’s been 20 years… https://youtu.be/-ukqhzvljvI?si=Bso65IJtZhlRKvbJ

Blow out the dryer duct.

Clean under/behind appliances.

Would they all still exist?