Are you sure your friend isn’t just three beavers in a long coat?

This one feels different. That last panel looks like something from Alan Moore

This sounds like the plot of a 90’s movie

We are all malted milkballs in god’s regretful milkshake

It’s more like the floor is a belt sander

Heathcliff, Heathcliff
No one should
Exist solely to brand their goods

You’re already on a couple lists, probably. Might as well join one of the cool ones

Still better than the stalls with gaps big enough to make eye contact with people walking by

I’d add the fact he was let off the hook due to his enormous profits. He beat the treason charges by having an objective measure of how very American he was. This was, of course, a fiction as usually these guys have to pay a fine, some small fraction of whatever was gained. They sometimes even get fingers wagged at them, I hear

SCOOTALOO GET OFF THE INTERNET IT IS BAD FOR YOU

Are you my cat?

Beware the dreaded punis!

But Cool Squirrel is always down to get wet… and that makes him cooler

Sminishigroot

And so it is that you by reason of your tender regard for the writing that is your offspring have declared the very opposite of its true effect. If men learn this, it will implant forgetfulness in their souls. They will cease to exercise memory because they rely on that which is written, calling things to remembrance no longer from within themselves, but by means of external marks.