That and live. I’m sure just living will annoy some people.

I would accept “I work for the team that tries to detect ad blockers on YouTube, and slow down the process with bureaucracy.”

Aquarium today, cards against humanity tomorrow.

I have that problem with glasses. 56-17-140 glasses seem to fit well enough right now. But the options are limited.

That’s unfair to BMW drivers. Those don’t come standard with turn signals.

You have an app? You’re saying I’ve been following them around for no reason?

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I currently leave a bunch of candy on my front steps, most kids really only take 1-3, and I’m out with my kid, so whatever. We check on the camera a few times a night, and if it’s empty, we reroute and refill it. This year, Capri Sun and chips have been a big hit.

Jell-O cubes. Unpackaged.

Dark thought for a D&D group: How much of a Phoenix do you think you need to keep for it to respawn?

Cards against humanity has a sticker for that

A medium rare Phoenix might be interesting. Though you’d have to work really hard not to burn it, else you get a baby Phoenix.

Many early generation Pokemon might be delicious. I don’t want to eat any steel type Pokemon.

I did the same, except ‘nothing’ was ‘play with my kid’ and several years later it still registers as a very happy time, even though I should have been worrying about work, or lack thereof.

(I was going to the trampoline park 2-3 times a week with a toddler, great times.)

Only okay if you number it #4 and don’t make the first three.

Is it one way? If so, I will pass.

If not, I would take my kid to see some of the big steam engines of the past that we can’t anymore, take a ride on an established safe train/route. (Or maybe buy some old Lego to take home)

Underwear, either gender. Though you said no value, so uh, dryer lint? Clothes pins? Dog biscuits? A dog poop bag with pudding in it?

It depends, if it’s not satire, having the full cast of Star Wars by name is pretty sketchy stuff, even if they are in the Friends storyline.

But not being able to use New York because someone else has is a silly thought.

The guy who was using my name to make code submissions 2-3 years prior.

Better than many, mediocre.

With my coworkers I’ve got a strange ability to pick up any language that tastes like c, and get stuff done. I’m sure I’ve confused our c# guys when I make a change to their code and ask for a code review, because I’ll chase down quality of life improvements for myself. (Generally, I will make the change and ask if I have any unintended side effects, because in an MCU, I know what all my side effects are, multi threaded application?, not at all)

Edit: coming from a firmware view, I’ve made enough mistakes to realize when order of operations will stab me, when a branch is bad because that pipeline hit will hurt, and I still get & vs && wrong more often than I would like to admit.