They just need to centralize the brain in some bullet proof bunker and give it sentience. WCGW?

So many fun possible futures right now. Which one will be our fate?

If I was a raccoon, I’d find the most erotic tree possible and make it my home.

That’s a serious dickhead. Others may try but this guy delivers a master class.

This answer makes sense to me because of how a gyroscope acts. Thanks.

I had a friend who thought “Netflix & chill” just meant watch movies and relax, so she had it on her dating app profile and couldn’t understand why she only got hookups.

Booooooo. Who else can take me away? Calgon?

You know… You can’t just say “I liked that keyboard a lot but had to give it away.”

This was my first keyboard with old school 5pin DIN and everything. I liked it a lot but ended up having to give it away. You see, it was my freshman year of college and had finally made some friends. My roommate however had not. I had suspected there was foul play taking place with my PC because of some things that had gotten moved, so one night I did the surprise pop-in… Quietly walked up to the dorm room for with my keys ready: popped then into the key hole and quickly opened the door… Yes, caught him in the act. It was towards the end of the semester and we did not speak of it again. I didn’t use my computer for the rest of the term and left my old keyboard leaning against a wall in the dorm hallway. A freebie of sorts.

Clickety clack, motherfucker!

Interesting, thank you!

Oh I’m not in search of a game, but I appreciate the offer. I’ll take a look at what it’s about anywho, though. Thanks stranger.

This is excellent publicity that convinces me not to even try that game.

Sticky icky icky

I’m a way… Yes. He’s such a creeper none of the ladies will let him eat their cats.

Reminds me of last night

My handmade soap is the best. Just ask around.

But slower than chronography.

Oh good, I wouldn’t want to escape the barrage of ads, ever.

Skynet for the win!

• automation by companies so they can "streamline"their workforces.

• innovation by “teaching” it enough to solve bigger problems (cancer, climate, etc).

• creating a sentient species that is the next evolution of life and watching it systematically eradicate every last human to save the planet.