Tbf, a pun-based show with gratuitous fourth wall breaking is the kind of desperate I would actually love 😁

Bad muzak I can handle. It’s when they interrupt it every ten seconds to remind you that there’s still the same number of people ahead of you that really gets my goat. And I need that goat!

Good point!

Nope, some game called “IfSunSets” that I’m not going to try 🤷

I call bullshit on your anecdotal video from deranged people with an obvious agenda.

Cats are carnivores. Forcing a vegan diet on them is animal abuse and anyone who does so should never be allowed to care for animals again.

wouldn’t feed a cat other animals, it makes no sense. There is Vegan cat food that works just fine.

No! Cats are obligate carnivores. A vegan diet would literally kill them painfully.

My only regret.

I bet the dream phones are all malfunctioning because some joker set the font size to a thousand pixels per letter.

Big cake was just a decoy for big candle so people would focus their attention on an invisible enemy

…where are you getting invisible cakes? 🤔

You know what else would be contrary to the will of a loving God if one existed?

Being the main driver of the African AIDS epidemic that’s claimed tens if not hundreds of millions of lives.

Fuck the catholic church and ESPECIALLY fuck THESE catholic church monsters! 🖕🖕🖕

turn Trondheim into a landfill

You mean it isn’t one already?

Much better than the sequel, The Apricots of Annoyance.

The porn Adaptation, Plums of Pleasure, is a banger though, pun intended.

Quiet quit was always the establishment’s phrase anyway.

They made it up to spread a manufactured panic about people rationally refusing to do more than their contracts say for no more than their contract pay.

That’s better.

Sure, let’s replace the bastards with worse bastards that are only there for profit and would make less profit if crime were to go down! That’ll fix it! 🤦

I can’t speak for the residents of your town, but I too would be delighted to see bird pictures everywhere 😁

Not many people know it, but penguins are excellent brick layers and if they were smart enough, ostriches and emus would make excellent guard birds! Also, kiwis are just adorably awkward, so they’re there to keep the morale up 😉

To quote Steven Tyler, ironically a hectomillionaire himself, from Eat The Rich:

“My attitude may taste like shit, but goes real good with wine”

I recommend a lighty chilled 2024 Mad Dog 20/20.

But I do like to have choices (even if my ADHD does mean it takes me FOREVER to actually make a decision)

Welcome to my boat, my inattentive brother!*

Yeah, I was actually looking at Zenni Optical already. I’ve managed most of the prep, including setting up my virtual try-on and finding out how wide my glasses need to be (my overall head size including my fivehead is “gigantic” but apparently My face with is only “large” 😁) so now I just have super technical stuff to find out. So technical that I’d need to ask my optician.

How exactly am I gonna get someone who’s evidently paid partly on commission to give me the data I need to buy somewhere else? 🤔

*by which I mean that we’re in the same boat and I too have enormous trouble choosing things. Hell, I’m pretty sure I got the wrong prescription the last time because the uncertainty of my ADHD/anxiety combo made me so uncertain which image was clearer some of the time 😂

Pretty sure that it’s exposure. The question is “to be or not to be”