This is the funniest shit I’ve seen on here in a long time

I appreciate how chill the handyman is about the whole situation

The best Git Commit message I’ve ever seen was for like 35 files and a few hundred lines and it just said “Please work”

Aw but that sucks if you get pregnant in August or September

I do this too. Then I discovered spindrifts and find them fucking delicious, so I started making my own spindrift at home by squeezing fresh lemons or limes into a cup before filling with homemade soda water.

I haven’t actually done the math but I think this system is more economical than bulk-buying cans of spindrift

Haha I’m saving this image

Haha I love how it has four reviews/3.3 stars

I have a kid and I feel this way.

To be clear, I absolutely love my son and I’m glad I have him. But I also still feel like if I had decided not to have kids, I’d have been fine with it.

It’s a different framing now though, of “Do you want a kid”, in the hypothetical, vs. “Would you be ok if you didn’t have [Insert your kid’s name here].” I’d be devastated if my son were not in my life. But I think I’d have been fine if I chose not to have a kid.

So you’re saying it’s a choice whether you can see it

Yeah everyone knows HTML is an STD

Smek lol

Ah you’re right. Make more sense, I was thinking how the FUCK did they get a mask on that cat??

I definitely read this as you were a third year French major being forced to taking a compiler course for a moment and went wtf. Then my brain slapped itself and realized you mean you’re a student in France.

Y’all. At least put some dashes between the words

Not necessarily. Tons of people may think that they should be parents, but others shouldn’t.