Butt Pirate

Only if you had friends.

Yes

Schrödinger was scared of his own results, that’s what his cat is for. Not to show some profound effect about wave function collapse, but to show how the wave function must collapse (despite his calculations showing otherwise) because if the wave function doesn’t collapse, the cat is simultaneously alive and dead, which is preposterous.

However, we now know quantum entanglement to be a real thing; so, as bizzare as it sounds, the cat is both alive and dead, always. The number of timelines containing an alive cat diminish over time until eventually, dead cat is the only possible outcome. This is strong evidence for a multiverse existence. When you open the box you simply discover which universe you’re in.

Wall-pape-r? I hardly know 'er!

Most of us don’t have clusters so shutting down the server means taking the server and all associated services completely offline.

Do you take your product completely offline for 8 hours every single day?

Bruh fr. I got a 200 pack back in 2012 and I still have like 60 blades left lol.

My man just reinvented free software.

Plus people would go to work on a Tuesday but come home on Wednesday. Lol it would be an accounting nightmare.

“Well the books for this company closed on the 1st, but the books for this other department within the company closed on the 2nd”.

Please do not resist.

Necromancy runs are my favorite!

Minecraft, Hoplite, Shattered Pixel Dungeon. You probably want a good roguelike.

No. Not only no, but fuck no.

No

Hah respect. Please update me when you finish!

I’ve beaten it with the four base classes but not the dualist, and not since the “ascent” feature was added. Its a good timewaster. Though, I wish I used alchemy and spells more…

He lost the election. Twice, actually. He’s never won the popular vote. He was only the president because of a broken system.

Oh nooooooo! Wow that sucks but its really impressive you crawled that entire dungeon three times (down up down).

I don’t bother with the challenge ascent, since I don’t want to ruin a win. I want to do it someday but for now I just end the game with the amulet.

SPD gang rise up!

They are technically, but not actually adults.

I’m in the middle of an “Oops All Clerics” playthrough. Highly recommend. I have Light, Life, Tempest, and War. War is probably the weakest of the bunch but she’s good for holding concentration buffs. Throw on bless and Phalar Aluve Sing and you’ll never lose concentration on anything.

All of my ability checks get guidance and advantage.

This party is stupidly OP. The shadow cursed lands were a cakewalk, and I steamrolled Cazador without really trying. Hasted Tempest cleric pumps out obscene amounts of damage.

Light has access to fireball, wall of fire, and their Chanel divinity is a nuclear bomb with a huge range.

Life can almost bring a completely dead party back to full health.

And the Chanel divinities restore after a short rest, so I can deal with three moderate fights and maybe even a boss before I need a long rest.

I think Cleric might be my favorite class.

But they already crossed that line. There’s tons of shit from 5E that aren’t in BG3 and lots of mechanics work differently. You don’t need a rope to climb, you don’t need to find and secure and area to rest, there are no hit die. Shit, Cleric is missing like 7 entire domains.

So what if they exclude a couple impossible to balance spells?