Thanks! Adding that to my wish list right now!

Whoa… Tell me more about this battery operated one. I just got back from vacation and I missed my bidet!

I feel attacked right now.

This. The first thing I do when I hit the door is strip down. I hate wearing clothes.

I finally gave up and just started sleeping with a mask over my eyes. I can’t stand to have any light at all, either.

I’m in my late 40s and I just got a bachelor’s degree. I just started a masters program. It’s never too late.