I like to waste as much time as possible with them because I have no life

Can I borrow a dollar

If you don’t call my mother back, we are going to have a problem buddy

Mars obviously ain’t worth shit, we have a lot of other planets to investigate and we are over here looking for artifacts and fossils

SHES GOT A CONDITION OK?!

It’s yo upper lip

I’ll tickle your pickle if you vote for me

Bad dragon, my tiny rose petal still gets sore on rainy days

Yo tambien

Same

Depends on whether they put the order in correctly or the kitchen staff didn’t follow it, doesn’t it Jim bob?

Does this mean I can give the cashier a 50 cent tip and I can get her number for laters?

NICE TRY FEDZ

No it was someone from the past. Trump’s boyfriend

Way better than yelling at them about no onions on my sandwich

You are motherfucker

Was she your first 🥰

Yeah I know what it means. Don’t you think that’s a little strange coming from mom? Bow chicka wow wow 😽

If you get hung in a rut, you better lock those hubs in. Cat get your tail out the fire!

The what