It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole

It’s sad that Microsoft dropped support for Visual Studio for MacOS.

What if your torso is large because your large liver because alcoholism?

What’s the difference between a gulf, a bay, and a sound?

It seems incredibly dumb. Like playing slots

You can resell your games

Yeah but then you don’t get a promotion because you didn’t have an impact… I’m sorry, impact is not in my job description.

Do you know any that connect to Plaid to get transaction data from my banks?

The randomly fired 2 people on my team one morning. I think we’re doing the evil shit Amazon does with stack ranking. It’s so toxic. Fuck this place, you only get the bare minimum now. Anyone know of any software engineering unions?

Jupiter Ascending

DM me, I can point you towards an account you can send money to.

I aim to misbehave

So that’s why the dogs were avoiding me this morning when I was crying in bed.

You’re assuming McDonald’s employees are rich enough to afford cars.

Windows was never that easy. You forgot, waiting for a hour and retrying steps

I understand these references.

MacBook Air is rugged AF.

My city has been putting plastic in the asphalt. Apparently makes it last longer and way smoother. Hopefully doesn’t create more micro plastic waste. (It probably does)

Not sure why you are getting down voted. I have a Tesla and agree. Now if you had that piece of shit Toyota EV (bzssrt?) then maybe I would agree with OP.

I also (re)use mason jars… I wonder if the lid is tight enough…