Millenia?

You are lying

Yes

This calls for a warrant canary on a remote server.

This guy right here, officer

When productivity is measured in lines of code:

do {
  if (!edge) {
    run();
  }
} while {
  (!edge);
  }

It would be Aldi

With gusto

Didn’t you see the always sunny episode?

You forgot to mindlessly bash Elon

Eeww that sucks

What’s a digital door

Theres a lot of places I would gladly insert a lot of things if it stopped aging

“If you can’t explain it to a five year old, you don’t actually understand it yourself”

No offense intended, because I couldn’t explain this to an adult either.

Why would you want to?

“Cant see, trust the map and keep driving” is like an even dumber birdbox challenge.

One nuke is useless if everyone knows you only have one

Here, you tell me: https://i.imgur.com/VTfbJ94.jpg

Did his junk always look like a face?

At least the 70s show guy is out of the news cycle.