probably have two last names.

Savage.

Careful. The yaml cult will come after you in a long and formless column, and only self destruct when one of them is a step too far to the left.

Oh God. Please, use anything but Ansible.

really tall guy from Jack Reacher

That’s Alan Ritchson. I think he can bench a dump truck.

Didn’t it get resold again to a Chinese firm? Please tell me they’re independent again.

have ran

have run

secret boys

“How not knowing how to use commas got me arrested for a double felony”

Locking the door and forcing a kid to ring the doorbell and beg to be let in after dark was just a thing back then. I hope the lack of any consequences and independence doesn’t hurt American kids’ development when, say, Romanian kids are still afforded freedom.

Lenovo: you’re okay with sharing secrets with China.

Network Operations Field Tech. They climb the ladders and debug the cameras. Absolutely toughbook.

workout

‘work out’, here, with the space. It’s the difference between “what’s up Chuck” and “what’s upchuck”, and one of those may involve a hospital visit.

I knew without looking it was more of Lennart’s cancer.

a […] software

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1. how it looks
2. what it looks like

You need to pick a lane, Skippy.

It’s okay to still use a hyphen between ‘load’ and ‘balancing’. As a bonus, what you write would then be English, too.

I have a standing desk.

Some days I’m just too freaking tired. If I sit another minute in this chair - an Aeron, which sucks to sleep in - I will absolutely fall unconscious, and I need to function.

It’s an old army trick that you stand up. So I raise the desk, stand, move about, mark a little time, sway a bit, get a Cuban with the hips, etc – humans were made for motion.

And I’m no longer sleepy. Typically this is during a meeting, and we are cameras-optional so it’s all good. Oh. If you have a meeting that is longer than 30 minutes, kinda fuck you just a bit.

We’re not going to the States for 10 years now, at least.

Try Aruba.

Is that the same as prosody.im ?

That’s the one I’ve been looking at. It seems to be easy, but I haven’t had time to look into it fully.

What was it before that, though?

literally

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