I don’t even live in that shit hole country, but america makes me so sick, that it looks like a beautiful out.

Soon you can say “there was once a people called Palestinians” and “there once was a country called Ukraine”.

Can’t even share the bed. What a pig…

That explains the hands in pockets.

And they are low on options, because people keep buying from these shit companies.

I have never bought anything from Amazon.

Or start using the shower instead, and stomp it through the grate.

Or shorting it, when I expect it to go down in price, thereby getting more money out of them.

As a person who owns Disney stocks, I would just like to say:

Pay up, bitches!

I was thinking bumblebees and flying.

And it will only take up one measly petabyte.

“It’s not like, we’re gassing them quickly. We’re starving them slowly. Much better morals.”

Best I can do is male pattern baldness.

“Ve have been vaiting foor you to get ready, foor fifteen minutes now Hans!”

It felt weird, not having a disclaimer from Disney pop up.

I apparently had a lot in common with alligators, when I was a kid.

I would also stay just under the surface of the water, to hide my erection.

“Weirdos. I don’t have an inner voice”, most people thought, using their inner voice.

I read this with the voice of the narrator in the Animatrix movie.

For having mutliple “windows” / “programs” running they invented a window manager (and for a time, it was good)

Why don’t they just make them wear a patch on their clothes, so they’re easy to identify? A bright yellow badge perhaps?

When you point your finger at someone, three fingers are pointing back at you (unless you’re missing some fingers).

Nobody with enough money has sued… Yet…