Dragon "Rider"(drag)

Monopoly: Communism Edition

That sounds like something an agender person who just assumed they were cis because they went with the flow and never much thought about it would say.

But then nobody can use gendered neopronouns.

Drag would like this. Drag thinks Mass Effect 2’s combat system sucks. They should have kept the RPG mechanics.

Yes, but that’s also the case for animals. Animals don’t understand they’re gonna get pregnant from sex. They still do it. And we avoid doing it with them because they don’t understand it. Maybe aliens will conclude we don’t understand sex either, and only the asshole aliens will be willing to sleep with us.

Drag’s name is Dragon Rider and drag approves this message.

Kirk flirted with a 300 year old little girl in order to get her to give him information. Riker is way better than Kirk.

What if it turns out that all sex has unforeseen consequences that human beings are incapable of understanding? A lot of cultures ascribe spiritual and metaphysical values to sex. What if aliens have an empirical proof that sex affects metaphysics in a way too complex for any human mind to conceive of?

Fallout 5? We already had two fallout games since the last TES game. Drag wants TES!

None. Buying isn’t owning and piracy isn’t stealing. Pirate all the games!!

Drag really likes Deathloop.

Oh, well drag isn’t one of those! Drag thinks communism has existed for 60,000 years in Australia, and a long time in many other places too. It’s a shame Russia and China were corrupted by the siren song of state capitalism before they managed to implement the Australian model. If only they’d been more like Catalonia.

Better to die a communist than to engage in trade relations with Nazi Germany during the holocaust.

Drag has no problem with the Advanced Encryption Standard, which is the first Google result for AES.

Drag doesn’t think we should call cow breast milk real milk, because validating it makes people more likely to drink it, and that’s wrong. We should be telling them it’s weird. That should be the default position for society.

Drag thanks you for understanding, but drag would like to clarify something. Drag was speaking about politics. Drag thinks milk is political, and that it’s a bigger political issue than anything happening in China. There are 1.55 billion cows being enslaved for dairy and beef. There are more slaves being kept for breast milk right now than there were slaves in the entirety of the Holocaust. Milk is one of the biggest political issues in the entire world. The only things more political than milk are meat, carbon dioxide, and aliens. Drag was being very political.

Drag says aliens because Earth is not the most important place in the universe. It’s just the most important place we have access to. That’s why we need to look after it until we can learn who is out there. When we do, our Earth problems will suddenly seem very small. And also they will think we’re weird for drinking cow breast milk when we had perfectly good oat milk.

Drag cares for the plight of the Uyghurs. But drag is not Chinese and drag can’t do much to affect things in China other than campaigning to send drag’s country to war. Drag doesn’t like war. There are 10 times as many enslaved cows as there are Uyghurs in China. Drag thinks if you care about slavery, start with the cows. Especially if you’re not Chinese and don’t have much way to free the Uyghur slaves. If drag was Chinese, drag would be trying to free the Uyghurs and the cows. But in drag’s country, the most drag can do for Uyghurs is say that what is being done to them is wrong. Drag can tell people that normal milk is vegan milk and drinking breast milk is for perverts, and drag thinks that will have a bigger effect on reducing slavery.

Ohhh, drag just went back and read the thread. This is a China thread. Drag forgot. Drag just has strong opinions on milk, drag didn’t mean to imply anything about economics. Vegan milk is a more important political issue in drag’s opinion than whatever humans are up to.

Russia is capitalist, mate. The Berlin Wall fell. Drag doesn’t know why you think drag might be a tankie. Drag’s an anarchist. And you replied to a comment about milk.

Drag has no idea what you’re talking about, does not support China, and would prefer lowercase pronouns, please.

Nobody needs anything except for water, food and shelter.

Wrong. Drag needs to be dominated by a big strong dragon.

Israel stands against Jewish values and Jewish identity. Supporting Jews means opposing Israel.