dumbass

Game makers should hire me to test their maps, if there’s a spot where I can get 100% stuck no matter what, you bet your shiny metal ass I’ll find it.

But… I don’t like that one…

Man that’s like 2 minutes of gameplay I’d get.

Captains choice, yet it’s Kirk and not Captain Janeway, the true coffee captain.

A nazi party.

Stfu! Don’t give them ideas!

I am one of the we.

Because the new food is bland, the leftovers still taste good to my tastebuds.

The big red supermarket I work for in Aus is being investigated by the government over their record profits during a cost of living crisis and all of a sudden they decided, for no reason, to check to see if they had been paying us right for the last decade and suprise, suprise, they’ve underpayed workers and are now paying it back as a “sorry”, yeah sorry you got caught.

I have friends who are full on religious while I’m an atheist, they know I’m not a fan of their religion but they also know that I only care if it’s making them happier and helping them, which to be fair has helped them become better people, but they were always the ones that needed some external guidance so I suppose gods a better guide than a meth dealer.

They don’t try to convert me and I don’t try to convert them and we still have fun, plus I enjoy hearing the weird AF stories from the bible, like the time Jesus got pissed at an out of season fig tree for not having figs when he wanted, so he cursed to for life, hungover entitled shit Jesus has some funny stories.

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