Brainfuck.NET Interpreter that uses modified Java bytecode instructions.

And base the syntax on Typescript

For memory of a lifetime

It does have networking if you truly believe!

Figma Execs: What’s LiGMA?

That’s not a joke a marketing executive would tell you…

Already exists

Oh I’m sure the employer mode will cost lots of money.

Reed Hastings: “But our stock price shows customers love enshittification?”

It’s Bingin’ time!

Coming soon, JSPU

Ubuntu is the most popular and common distro

OEM vendors primarily use it as their reference distro when testing and supporting drivers, hardware, applications, games, etc.

It’s the path of least resistance.