finley

Trump/MAGA

eighty years later, in Germany is still trying to live down their shame

As an American, I read this, and it made me me want to cry

because, if it’s in florida, the water was unfiltered and tastes like literal shit which is why nobody wanted it

i go to the store to buy my drugs now. vote this november for legalization in your state!

Oh, you see, that’s not the same thing. Most gay men are absolutely fucking terrified of vaginas, for example. A total mystery that, for most of us, we have only ever encountered in a biology class. (On the other hand, we probably know more about them from that biology class and our lady friends than most unmarried straight men). However, even as a straight guy, you could admit that dicks are fun to play with, even if it’s just your own. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ya see, as best, as I can figure, the boob thing for gay guys is that, it’s a novelty because we don’t have them (usually), they’re actually kind of neat and fun, and if you push them together, they look like a butt, which is something we actually do like.

Allow me to blow your mind: gay guys like boobs, too, just for different reasons.

Do those Duolingo toons count as ‘people’? We have conversations…

I agree!

You’re clearly the only one who is confused

Aspartame is, by far, the most tested food additive ever made. There have been no causal links to cancer ever proven when consumed at recommended levels. Not ever.

If tens of thousands of commercials I heard in the 80s were right…

“Less than a calorie, Diet Coke!”

Rhythm

photoshop. i’ve used it pretty much daily for 30+ years.

it’s my magic wand, and there’s just nothing quite like it.

I’m not in the habit of dating toddlers

because Trump has spent the last 9 years going so low, his cult no longer has standards. anyone would look like a saint compared to him.

Meddle

Animals

their lawyers would probably argue that it’s the “unlawful interception of a service”, but i don’t care.

Go to bed

And that’s how you know it’s worthless