Rob

I’m the law!

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There could be a version of this where it hands out Bubble, Merge, Quick, and Bogo. It is, after all, the Sorting Hat :⁠-⁠P

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With multiple cursors, we can see more of the dungeon, uh, I mean code.

There are other version control systems out there, and have been for decades. So yes, I would consider git to be modern.

If you have multiple similar lines, you can perform the same editing on them all at once.

laughs in IntelliJ multi cursor mode

TIHI

Kernighan, what was I thinking?

Thanks!

Titan tier. I press it every time a program tells me to.

Ooooo! Got any examples?

Maybe he’s ethically non-monogamous.

The same goes with being called a liar.

Every statement I make is a lie.

Seriously! The new model and terminology have been around for a decade or so! Why aren’t more people aware of them yet? throws hands up in frustration

But, having said that, now deny that you have an alcohol use disorder without sounding like you have an alcohol use disorder😏

Me too. But the other day, a junior developer and I were looking at some fairly old code, and I recognized the writing style in the comment as mine. We ran p4 annotate and, sure enough, I was the baddie.

It ran outta gas. It had a flat tire. It didn’t have enough money for cab fare. Its tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole its car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts!

Great. What’s your address, so when Trump wins and we descend into ChristoFascism, I can send you flowers and a thank you note?

Only if you name it ErrorClassifierGPT