When I lived in Vegas my apartment complex would regularly drop blocks of ice in the pool in the summer. Surely we can scale that shit up for the oceans, right? …Right?

I fully expect the defense to be, “Well, we can’t discriminate based on the applicant’s race, sex, religion, etc… but the constitution doesn’t say anything about discrimination based on legacy status.”

See you at the crossroads (crossroads, crossroads…)…

Hey sexy! Hit me up if you want to chat with available singles in your area tonight! Don’t worry - it’s discreet!

I just hope OP doesn’t break both arms while they’re out doing… whatever it is they’re going to be doing.

Peanut butter and jelly sandwich with cheetos OR cheddar ruffles.