The human child mauled by an untrained dog:

Yeaah all those $80,000 F150s and Silverados you see on the road?

Bubbles gonna pop real soon. Those are all on 10 year loans…

Daemon tools my precious

It may have thought you were taking the off ramp (GPS wobble) and rerouted on the fly.

Google maps has burned me so often, I now have a pre trip checklist for new routes. Check traffic along the entire route, the approximate on-ramp/exit #s I’ll take, and a quick look at streets around the destination.

They’ve enshittified the service so much I am just learning “normal” navigation now??? FFS.

Literally the same American MFs when they have to “just” eat literally any part of an animal other than muscle tissue from cow, pig, or fowl: 😭

Surely this bodes well for their acquisition of Hawaiian, which famously operates long trans-Pacific routes across thousands of miles of open water!

Everyone sane quit loooooong ago

The current FAA administrator was appointed by Biden.

Guess who the last MAX 9 embarrassment took place under, their political affiliation, and which president appointed them.

All US based max9s are now grounded until a 4-8hr inspection is complete lol

Italy was famously one of the EU nations that didn’t give a shit about COVID, and that’s taking into account that Europeans in general didn’t give a shit about masking in the first place.

If only it was just a little more lethal, conservatives the world over could have had a reckoning. Oh well there’s always next time.

Also the toilet with a autonomous bidet feature

…it’s a tongue. The toilet the little girls used has a giant tongue inside it

Put women in the workforce but keep the societal expectation of having them do all the housework, child rearing, cooking, cleaning, etc.

Gee I wonder why they don’t want to engage in that social contract anymore, and that doesn’t even cover how fucking expensive it is to even have one kid

Turns out conservatives were the moral hazard to society this whole time.

To nobody’s surprise.

Do you expect someone who loves boots shoved in their mouth to be sane or logical?

Yeah really weird how you people claim to not support racist religious fascists yet vote for them every time

Fucking fascist doesn’t even know the difference between liberal and leftist

You can use thinner rope for the former!

Show me on the map exactly which policy was socialist.

Oh wait, you can’t because you’re just a conservative piece of shit 👍

Since it sounds like you don’t have much experience with how conservatives work, here’s a tip:

It’s not going to get better.

My hot take: the EU is better off without them. Britain has always been a belligerent holier than thou obstacle to progress for the EU, even after they got a sweetheart deal that NO OTHER European nation got offered.

Let them rot on their island while the rest of Europe actually makes progress.

If you would take the boot out of your mouth for literally one second, you would know that shrink is decreasing in almost all available metrics in the entire retail industry.

Facts don’t care about your feelings, corpo dog.