The handful I’ve encountered up-close-and-personal are legitimately miserable. Nice trips, sure. Nice stuff. But the opposite of “joyful” in a very obvious way.

How about the Kool Kids Klan?

Oh, act your age

Yes, the first, and also known by future historians as the “Darkest Age,” for some reason. I should’ve asked.

Sticks and stones may break my bones…

You’ll pry my balls from my cold, dead hands.

Unplug for awhile…before we’re all uplugged!!!

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Mine is definitely playing on the Mad Catz controller in the third port.

Just press spacebar on every wall cube and you’ll eventually find all of the hidden doors.

His breakfast Big Mac could still go down wrong this morning.

I don’t support this, but I could definitely have sex in one of those.

It’s both. Indoctrination is a complex bitch. I grew up (quite) religious and was definitely “happier” in some sense when I could just easily dismiss every real, major problem/injustice in life with some glib, simplistic talking point or Bible verse. To say nothing of the confidence and self-assuredness that goes along with “knowing the truth” and being on the “good side/team,” not like those wordly sinners over there.

It IS much easier and comfortable that way. Deep down, I was utterly miserable, but it took a long time to understand that and see through it all.

High-school with no people sounds similar to homeschooling. I’ve known a lot of homeschoolers. I haven’t seen a lot of positive outcomes from homeschooling.

I thought sports was about wealthy, unscrupulous white men fighting each other over the right to have the most-talented black men go to work in their fields.

I envision a future where historians wonder, “Wtf made women turn out in such large numbers!?” Then they find this post. I think you’ve cracked the code.

He’s concerned for your dongle, as are we all. Get well soon.

It’s really got my goat, I’ll say that.

You can’t shame that which has no shame.

Mmm, mmm, MMM! DAYUM, girl, I like the way you vote.