Mayor Poopington

Sometimes I need food fast

Oh my god you’re right, let me just flip this switch here. Don’t know why I didn’t think of that.

Can someone explain like im 5

fetal position in the bathtub, lights off, noize cancelling headphones playing static

Imagine being upset by something as normal as body hair. If I ever have kids I’m keeping them away from you.

I don’t think either of you will be able to smell each other because eating 2000 lbs of garlic will surely kill you.

Next you’re going to tell me French fries arent from France

Not entirely true. A number of them are definitely spam, but there are many organizations that do text outreach and there is definitely a person at the other end. They will remove you from their lists if you reply with stop.

These organizations trade phone lists, kind of like what telemarketers do. Sometimes the lists can be outdated. Unfortunately replying “stop” to each one is the only way that’s going to slow it down.

Tbf, we get tons of practice. Ever seen a toddler feed themselves? Food goes everywhere but their mouth.

Huh. I’ve never noticed that before

Unfortunately, enshittification is very real. Many of us are here because of the enshittification of reddit.

You would have hated my highschool essays

I have no idea what you mean

My guess it’s from the Change Healthcare breach back in Feb.

Change Healthcare just announced data for 100 million people was stolen when they got breached back in Feb. They handle all kinds of pharmacy stuff so I imagine this will happen a lot here on out.

Behind the Bastards literally has an episode about this.

Mine Internet at 500gb, but it’s only an extra $10 for unlimited data. My cell data is unlimited but I know they throttle speed after a certain amount. At least I don’t get charged extra.

Don’t tell me you’re one of those scrubs who poops sitting down

We will make fun of how you hold a spoon. It doesn’t mean anything, were just giving each other shit.