I both want your former life, and am glad I dodged it. My kid went for dance instead of scouts.

Doesnt count, not OP.

Edit, but if you do, page me, upvotes.

I literally had to muddle on the topic of genitals made for jousting for a few moments. Well played, well said.

Also to actually elaborate on OPs question because i got distracted replying to replies.

Wear the same boxers for a few days. How do they smell? Wear the same jeans for a few days. Compare.

As a dude, I can tell you, for me they do not. But that going commando reduces my lifespan for clothes without washing.

Also, bidet user, ftr Edit - and aaaalso, i was married, and lmty, there is definitely a gender gap here.

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Duuuuude, or dudette. Let me tell you a story.

One about people with certain waist ratios, and heavy manual labour, and what all that motion can do to underwear.

I recently moved houses, and for the first time ever (after decades of experience), chose to forgo undies and go commando in sweatpants for this recent ordeal.

Boy howdy. Let me tell you all the ways it was awesome. Sweat induced induction to asscrack, is but one of them. But likely the most important, the Knock-on ride-up effect. Also gone.

It’s just going to keep getting better, just wait and see.

Electrolytes, my dude. The dehydration and electrolytes loss from the night time cold sweats and nightmares, causing the cold sweats and nightmares.

The day of bleh water is what clued me in. I’ve been there.

This is the way.

The figgy pudding was waaaaay too much. A very American sized serving. Could have done with with a few spoons of each pudding and icecream and been perfect. Instead i forced it all in and hated myself later.

Still worth it.

Also, teeeechnically, i paid 250 for half of the roast. 😉

Alsoz belated hi5 for the sheer amount or British you squished into your reply. Bravo. Shakespeare would be proud. 😉

Yup. Would totally do it again too!

Dang.

Does it have sms/mms function?

250 per plate meal at Hell’s Kitchen in Vegas.

The beef wellington is exactly as good as it looked on TV. The scallops were even better.

Good faith arguements? What do those look like?

Wow. You did yourself a real service with this post. I applaud.

👏

/s

😆 i love that people still reference this! The dude cracking up trying to tell the story 🤣😭🤣

Edit if you dont already know, google ‘felching armageddon’. Prepare to pee yourself laughing.