Conservative Christians would do the same if they were in charge.

Good thing this is in no danger of happening!

Convection oven works great as well I’ve found. About 10 minutes at 375 and they’re perfect, points if you use parchment lined baking sheet for less cleanup.

There are also iron “fish”, or fish shaped blocks of iron, that can be used while cooking which do the same thing!

That’s what happens when you hire degrees and don’t test for experience. I’ve got friends going to school for compsci degrees getting primed for 6 figure careers jumping into my DMs to ask ME networking and programming questions. I never went to college and can’t even get an interview for entry level help desk.