This comic is the shit

And their toilets with dry surfaces that you poop on. That threw me for a loop when I visited Berlin.

Hell, I could go for that. Sitting on the tailgate, eating my can of pasta, watching the water flow by, no reports to finish, no quotas I need to meet.

Hell, my winME lappy could do it withour breaking a sweat.

Here, bro. Here’s your laptop

Vegas now have triple 0 roulette tables

Stupid inflation!

Stanley nickels?

Bath wolves

As someone who owns my own home, let me just say…me too. I don’t care if my house value goes to zero. I still have a house. I don’t know how anyone in the middle class can get into house ownership without crippling debt.

The only ones who should cry are the home-hoarding investors and landlords. Fuck em.

With all due respect to him and his family, a jetski escape does sound pretty bitchin…i’m imagining him rocking aviator sunglasses, carving through waves with a supermodel in each arm.

Because they’re openly dissing their userbase?

Mint would be a colourful toy piano. Just the way I like it.

It’s so plug & play

And Mint is a good starting point. I’ve had 4/4 Just Works™ installs so far.

And that should be good for your mintal health!

You don’t even get to control your own image of yourself.

Somewhere in the Reichstag: “Mein gott! A gartenlicht ist kaput somewhere! Hans! Schnellschnellschnell!!!”

Well, I’m sure he appreciates that this was consensual.

Commentator: “GAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!”

Ngl, I kinda want one. I’d never use it, but just showing it to visitors woud be fun.