If your sushi place is serving you pink ginger, it’s time to find a new sushi place.

Thank you for addressing this.

My yo-yo string just broke when my wife told me she wanted a divorce. The “ah fuckit” is already strong in me. And I’ll be 40 in 6 years.

It’s a delicate balance. Swing too far in the other direction and you end up like me, believing you are inferior to everyone.

I never know what anyone is talking about.

Wash your ass better.

Do you not wash your ass?

They look like fancy pencils.

I keep my cutlery sharp in preparation.

I wish I had this kind of support growing up. I’m in my 30s and still reeling from all the psychological damage done to me in my youth.

They didn’t miss much.

Bomberman Hero is pretty special to me. Also, I don’t think Jet Force Gemini gets enough love.

How can you believe and trust the bible at all?

Yes.

You can never go wrong with cats or plants.

You’re doing the Lord’s work.