Sadly, he couldn’t get over his fear of crossing bodies of water.

Hopefully not literally

He was great in Man from Earth

They for whatever reason always make me look ugly and out of shape.

The dressing room mirrors

I sort of feel like I’m walking in a tunnel that gets smaller and smaller as I walk.

What’s in your service file? May be you entered some parameters wrong

They got lucky. Poor computer viruses had to wait a lot longer

So, seppuku then?

That’s the downside of living in a black and white world.

Getting your PR merged is exponentially more waiting than merging lanes, so the cat fits more there.

I don’t know if it was the same thing, but I grew up hearing that if you mix your drool/saliva before brushing with rice and feed it to chickens, they would die.

It’s all uphill from here.

My first Linux distro was Ubuntu 5.04 that I got from a free magazine cd from my university.

We always think so lowly of other animals, so this isn’t surprising.

Yeah I had an MSI gaming laptop that had a lot of proprietary stuff that was a pain to setup. Everything from display brightness to volume to internet to keyboard lights to headphone jack took special workarounds to setup. This was in 2018 and Ubuntu 18.04. Then 19.04 rolled out, and I didn’t have to do the speaker workaround anymore. 19.10 rolled out, and i didn’t have to do the keyboard lights workaround. This way, little by little, every Linux kernel upgrade added one or another of the components, and after a couple of years, everything on that laptop worked out of the box. That’s when I was truly impressed by Linux.

Actually it wouldn’t be that bad if OP gave up on showers altogether.

You should start your defense saying the same thing.

I do you better. I have my macbook plugged into a 32", and a crappy 19" (which sits on top of my macbook), so I’m using two screens without using my macbook screen

I’m not talking about pulling more people. I’m talking about my issue as an existing and looooong term user of Firefox. I started using a very low end phone recently, and Firefox vs Chrome on it is night and day difference. I don’t notice it on my galaxy phone, but on low end devices it’s torturous.