It’s a conspiracy, orchestrated by Big Adapter

ISS, as in: you get shot into space?

Damn, i was hoping for them to make it slower!

This is the way.

Luckily the postgresql docs have links for exactly that

Someone is asking the important questions

It’s like if farmers were just letting plants do all the work, instead of manually assembling the potatoes themselves

Dude, that’s genius! What if we also attached a thousand motors that spin on each key you press and press a thousand other keys in turn?

That sounds super familiar :D

Anyway, a prototype is not a bad thing, if the managers know the difference. It’s easier said than done to “do it right the first time” if you don’t know how / what to build. Prototypes can be built to validate hypotheses and generally figure out what works, then build the real thing afterwards.