The old man’s name:

Inigo Montoya

Yep. Pretty fucked no matter which way you look at it…

Has anyone informed you of Sithrak the Blind Gibberer?

Dolphins are known to be assholes, and Orcas are really big dolphins. That beach dive move is like swerving to hit an animal in the grass/sidewalk on the side of the road.

Inconceivable!

Gotta go with the good ol’ “Spike & Ike’s” where you mix in some Extra Hot Tamales.

Cabin in the Woods.

I try to find a person who doesn’t know about it an force them into watching it to watch their reactions. Almost as entertaining as the movie, and the move is great.

Procrastinate for eleven months, panic at the last minute, ask for a do over, fail, then try to learn Rust in 3 days and program a roguelike.

What’s the equivalent for men?

Anime ____________ Girls

Not to mention 6 Vampires, a Minotaur, a trio of Sirens, and an unfathomable collection of Eldritch Horrors.

Seconded! It’s about time for me to break out the GameCube again…

Someone mentioned Baiten Kaitos not to long ago and that almost made me dig it out.

That was my thought process as I was watching it. The mutilated “corpse” was a pretty fucked up thing to do, then the reveal that he was alive made it so much worse than it already was.

There was a Mexican cartel video of a guy they had killed and peeled his face off so it was just bare skull.

As the video continues, the guy rolls over and you see his bare eyeballs moving around… Still alive.

That fucked me up pretty bad, then he reaches up to touch his face & they’d cut off his hands…

I’m never going to Mexico.

I work 3rd shift, the darkness doesn’t bother me. I hate it when it’s daylight when I go to work and daylight when I come home.

When DST flips, I get an extra hour of work and my sleep schedule goes to shit for a week.

He seems fun, did you get his number?

The speed of their windshield wipers.

We’re beyond that today…

The power glove was essentially a Wiimote. It has a 3 point sensor bar you had to hang on the TV, and used audio signals to get the location. Technology improved & we ended up with the Wiimote and the Kinect, then decided that the motion controls were dumb unless VR was involved and that’s where all the innovation went.

Is it bad that I’m impressed more with the balancing of the pencil?

Hotseat multiplayer games are increasingly rare

The bar of his presidential accomplishments was… Subterranean, so doing the bare minimum that was expected seemed like a major accomplishment.

I live in a blue county of a very red state, so I’m constantly surrounded by conservative nut jobs. It was a difficult decade plus of listening to all of the Obama hate then Trump praising. Bizzarro world was in full effect.

Apologies if I seem at all to be praising His Cheetoship, I wish nothing for him but a very long life in a very small cell, and hopefully the media can recover some sense of integrity.

But he still left without military intervention