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1 year agothey would just say “LOL NICE DIGITAL WINDOWS, THIS SHIT AINT REAL!!!1111ONEONEONE”.
“I’ll just open up this fake airlock door now.”
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Besides the Covid vaccine, I also have consumed some dihydrogen monoxide. Shit.
17·1 year agoBut someone recently said he revived the NFT market single-handedly, with people making a bigly 1000% return!
Besides the earthquake, there was also a literal rain of fire across the planet, like a blast furnace, that likely killed everything that wasn’t underground or underwater.
Instead of drilling a hole, another way to do it is to slam an asteroid on the other side of the planet.
https://earthsky.org/earth/dinosaur-killing-asteroid-caused-indias-deccan-traps/
To be fair, those are Mission Impossible chase scenes really disrupt traffic.
4·1 year agoMaking the pee more expensive, yes.
Ah, yes, Little Bobby DROP TABLES;
As a former sysadmin who hopped around to different machines to do stuff, I would hate it when I had to type on some developers’ computers, because they had set it up as Dvorak (vi on Dvorak is a special hell). Yes, it’s a more efficient keyboard as long as that’s the only machine you’re on. If you have to use different machines where most of the users are on QWERTY, you just use QWERTY.
Should that not be properly, “Oi, cunt!” ?
We can call everyone “Colonel”, a la Col. Sanders.
11·1 year agohttps://mastodon.coffee/@TidalFlats/110940255733069000
Putin:
I thought I had him in a box.
And then he got out like a fox.
And then I saw him in a house.
And I then he went to Belarus.
So I will track him here and there.
Say! I can track him anywhere!
I do not like this Wagner man!
Thank you! Thank you, SAM-I-Am.
41·1 year agoBut how do you keep the ice cream cake from melting over that time?
4·1 year agoIIRC, the Soviets placed their primary artillery school and tank factories in Ukraine. As a percentage of the USSR’s military base, the Ukrainians were well above average.
On the other hand, the Simpsons did a not-so-funny-now with this:
Remember that the USSR included not just Russians but Ukrainians.
402·1 year agoAnakin: Self-driving cars will orbit the street’s so there will always be one nearby if someone requests a ride.
Padme: But they’ll regularly come back to a central hub for cleaning, right?
Anakin:
Padme: But they’ll regularly come back to a central hub for cleaning, right?!
There actually is a Dinosaur BBQ originating in upstate New York. Sadly, the only actual dinosaur they have on the menu is the chicken.
Eh, it’s easier for them to say it was mRNA shedding from vaccinated people hanging around his house.