platysalty

No worries Ubi, I already did the thing ;)

Super illegal. Straight to super jail.

My dick feels raw by proxy from all the wank in that post

How much did it cost?

Illiterate. I can learn to read again.

I think it’s the lack of fur. Fur makes them nice and fluffy so we overlook the fact that they’re incredibly dumb.

You just know she unlocked a core memory that day. No way this experience doesn’t shape her in some way.

Eeyargh

You heard em. Sorry op, you’re gonna die from beef.

In my teens I thought I’d be like the Major or Batou in the cyberpunk future.

Nope, Togusa. CYBER BRAIN BAD

This is why I don’t tell my mom my problems.

She’ll just casually bring up her problems and now I have to make her feel better about it.

I’ll gladly take those problems out of your hands for free

Oh great. We’re on the news for all the wrong reasons again.

I guess this is the natural end state of having “talk to animals” as a spell.

Good bot

The funniest part is that the first VTuber pretended to be an AI.

That fight was such a huge disappointment and was the event that brought my attention to his fighting style.

Yes, I know he’s technically within his rights to fight like that. But I am well within my rights to lose respect for a guy who won’t face an equal opponent head on and resorts to playing “the game” like a coward.

What’s preventing an opponent who knows he is up in points to just do that until the end to not risk any comeback?

You just described Floyd Mayweather’s career.

Oi

rando to be searching in your underwear drawer?

Great analogy. There’s no shame in wearing underwear or showing it to people.

But how would you feel about someone digging through your underwear without your consent?