How many molecules in the air the bats are flying through?

One, ah ah ah… Two, ah ah ahhh … Hold on, this might take a while

In my first weeks with it i had a subdirectory named “home” somewhere in a project directory I was done with. It must have been finger memory but when i went to delete it I typed

rm -Rf /home

That slash ruined my day

Well explained. Thanks for spelling it out.

Minty green?

Somebody’s brought a Yamaha cp80 to Afghanistan only to have it burned. I suppose this somehow helps allah

Meh, scatters gonna scat. I’m more interested in when space faring future people with vacuum toilets contemplate the origins of the poop knife.

The DarkGPT ages. All knowledge from this time must be questioned.

“Westoids” didn’t invent homosexuality. Nor did colonialists. Plenty of societies had no problems with it, long before current religions condemned it. Plenty of cruel leaders have tried to exterminate gays from their populations but you can’t breed it out or kill it out, only oppress it temporarily. It is a fundamental part of being human and always has been.

That’s a 419 when you surprise people with a coffee pot.

Aren’t you worried about your citizenship being revoked?

super nerd, please tell me your reasons involve zero g poop.

also hilarious that the world greatest scientists and engineers settled on “just hold it” before they figured out the poop hoover.